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  • 36 years-old
  • Sunday 05 August 1990
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About Clematite

Etudiante débordée, cinéphile et bibliophile accomplie ! Grande buveuse de thé à ses heures perdues...

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

I was here first!

Your account was created during the first 6 months of FML's existence.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

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Clematite's favorite FMLs

Nutte tells us more.

Nutte 22

Tiens donc, je l'ignorais ! Vous auriez au moins pu me le dire avant que je choisisse mon pseudo ;P ! Pour la petite histoire, la chatte ne s’appellera finalement pas Nutte mais ... Schufie ! C'est mon père qu'il l'a proposé, on trouvais tous ça assez classe et on a accepté. Il nous a tous fais jurer de garder ce nom, avant de nous balancez ceci : "Eh ! Vous avez jurez de garder le nom hein ? Non je dis ça parce que les changements de nom, à la fin chat schufie !" VDM

chrys1987 tells us more.

chrys1987 5

Salut a tous!!! Et oui c'est ma VDM... Pour répondre a ceux qui disent que c'est trop tôt, je ne l'oblige en rien, je lui propose simplement le pot et elle sait déjà à quoi il sert....Même si elle ne sera pas propre tout de suite, je lui apprend simplement une "notion" de propreté et si c'est fait de façon ludique, je ne vois pas en quoi cela peut la traumatiser.... Mais bon merci pour les quelques conseils.... Et pour tous les popos à venir...VDM

C3ed tells us more.

C3ed 19

Il me reste 14 séances ! -_-' Et dire que c'est la seule classe où il y a une fille formidable avec qui je m'entends bien et avec qui j'avais des chances... VDM.

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2pas_sage 30

C'est véridique, et ça s'est déroulé à Grenoble. J'avoue sur le moment on a beaucoup ri, tellement qu'en fait on a dû s'arrêter, et on a fini par se mater un DVD. Bon c'est sûr j'avais un peu la mort, même si tout était retombé. Mais on a remis le couvert un peu plus tard hein ^^ on allait quand même pas s'arrêter en si bon chemin ! Merci à tous pour vos commentaires qui pour certains m'ont autant fait rire que la p'tite vieille ! Bonne journée à tous !