HeatherSuzanne

Miss Alabama, USA 33 years-old In a relationship

Stunned 4 February 2013, 09:15 Wellington, New Zealand

Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML

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Neversleepingthereagain 28 February 2013, 19:00 Manchester, United States

Today, during a sleepover at my friend's house, I woke up in the middle of the night with a dire need to pee. As I walked in the dark to the bathroom, I saw a silhouette in a doorway and instictively screamed. Turns out it was my friend's sister's One Direction cutout. FML

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