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Le pire c'est que c'était un aspirateur sans sac ^^ le papier s'est enroulé dans la turbine autour du filtre...
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Salut tout le monde! c'est moi la Calipso en question...merci pour la "bonne poire"... j'imagine que certains veulent quelques précisions sur l'après... Pour répondre à quelques interrogations, oui mon copain actuel sait que mon ex est un ami et vice versa. et il l'accepte très bien vu qu'ils sont également devenu potes. et mharibo a raison, on et pas obligé de se faire la "guerre" entre ex. on peut toujours se respecter. bref, j'vous raconte la suite. Mon copain a été le premier à se réveiller...peu de temps après que mon ex l'ai rejoint dans le lit d'ailleurs. Il a été réveillé par l'odeur de l'alcool macérant à coté de lui. il a juste fait un "ho putain "John" t'abuses! tu pues la mort!!!!" et il lui a fait un "shampoinnage" à sec en disant "t'es bourré mon gaillard! t'es bourré! tu veux dormir hein?!!! et bin non!!" ils ont fait les sales gosses pendant une dizaine de minutes... "Fred" s'est levé, m'a rejoint dans le canap pour regarder la tv, il était plutôt mort de rire et l'a très bien pris, même si vaut mieux pas que ca se reproduise..."y'a des limites quand même!" John s'est réveillé dans l'aprèm et a pu reprendre sa voiture. J'ai quand même appelé sa mère au matin pour qu'il se prenne une tite leçon de morale en rentrant! il l'avait bien mérité ;) et pour le canap ca allait...mais le plaid c'est moins chaud que mon homme sous la couette! 'fin voila! VDM pour le canap et pour l'odeur après le départ de John! et pour l'aspirine je savais pas, mais une chose est sure, il n'en aura plus!!!! ^^ ps: no comment pour le "Ça créé des liens d'avoir servi dans le même corps"...