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Blague à tiroir

By carlabruti - 07/10/2019 16:00

Aujourd'hui, debrief entre potes de la soirée très arrosée de la veille dont j'ai un souvenir très flou. Ils m'apprennent que je me suis chauffé avec la femme de mon meilleur pote également très alcoolisée et que s'ils ne nous avaient pas arrêtés, nous aurions copulé sur le canapé devant tout le monde. Après plusieurs minutes de sueurs et d'angoisse, gros éclat de rire général : "C'est pas vrai, c'est une blague !" Gros soulagement. Sauf que cette fille et moi sommes VRAIMENT amants depuis 3 mois. VDM
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Bernard fait ses courses

By VDM - 09/06/2018 22:00

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By La reine de l'info - 18/05/2017 11:58 - France - Paris

Aujourd’hui, on apprend qu’à Newton Abbot, au Royaume-Uni, une mouette a fait un casse inédit. L’oiseau blanc a réussi à dérober un dentier ! Le mystère reste entier sur le propriétaire du dentier. J’avoue qu’on a un peu de mal à comprendre comment la mouette a fait pour se procurer l’objet. Cependant, on penche pour la thèse suivante : la mouette a volé le dentier dans le verre d’eau d’une grand-mère afin de la faire chanter pour qu’elle lui balance des bouts de pain.
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