Double peine
By kent1 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Hochfelden
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Merci pour vos commentaires :) le format de la vdm, ne permets pas d'être très précis. Voilà donc la fin de l'histoire (pour ceux que ça intéresse). Son avion décollait tôt, 6h20 et tout allait bien en partant de chez moi. Quelque chose s'est bloqué dans la poignée et après quelques tentatives infructueuses de réparation, il était trop tard pour appeler une autre voiture. On est parti quand même... Le client me voyant galérer à retenir la portière dans le petites routes sinueuses s'est gentillement proposé de me passer les vitesses. On était en rase campagne pour rejoindre un vol privé sur un aérodrome et je bosse pour une compagnie qui fournit essentiellement ses services aux entreprises. Donc tout était payé d'avance. L'histoire s'est passée il y'a quelques semaines, et j'ai eu de nouveau une course chez lui. On a sympathisé, et je lui ai offert un A/R taxi pour lui et sa famille lors de leur prochain départ. Depuis j'ai réparé ma porte :)
By Sacresoiree - 25/10/2013 06:20 - France - Lille
Bonjour! Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm! Vos commentaires sont géniaux - il m'arrive de l'appeler smart-cat maintenant. Pour quelques éclaircissements, le chaton qui sonne a été abandonné sur le trottoir par un co***rd anonyme et je l'ai recueilli à défaut de le ramener à sa mère, bien sûr c'est triste qu'il soit seul si jeune mais m'en occuper est le mieux que je puisse faire. Pour ce qui est de la sonnerie, c'est un bip que je ne peux pas changer, signalant le déchargement progressif des batteries, qu'il imite! Je peux le mettre en silencieux mais c'est tout, donc quand j'entends biper, je ne me souviens plus de son mode et je le cherche... Et je trouve le chat! Vos coms me font beaucoup rire, d'autant plus que tout le monde m'a pris pour une femme, j'avais pourtant précisé "homme" sous mon pseudo... :)