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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff United States

Remember One Direction stans?

Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions. She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around. FML

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natattack 11 September 2013, 21:35 Temple, United States

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML

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Anonynommer This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Holyoke, United States

I'm not paid enough for this

Today, at my first day on the job, a customer threatened my life because our vending machine had run out of Doritos. FML

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don'tdrinkthat This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Quincy, United States

Future Darwin Award

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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