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By Lua - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Laon
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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Bonjour bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! (ouais la seule fois de ma vie où ma VDM est validée, ben j'oublie de me connecter sur mon compte :D) Eh non je n'étais pas bourrée. Pire encore : j'étais au jus d'orange.... J'ai juste une mémoire de poisson rouge ! Et un crâne bien endolori de ce fait. Et pour répondre à certains, en effet il n'a pas du me reconnaître car avec et sans lunettes de mouche c'est plutôt radical :p
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By Eleana17 - 16/09/2013 16:56 - France - Lyon
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je tenais à vous apporter quelques explications. Je ne connaissais pas cette fille. Au début, je ne voyais que mon ex torse nu. Il faisait de temps en temps des petits bruits, ce qui m'a mis la puce à l'oreille. Quand il a fini de me dire qu'il me quittait, il a baissé l'écran de son ordi, croyant sans doute avoir quitté Skype. Et c'est là que j'ai vu la ... fille. Mon ex m'a donc laissée en larmes dans le train pour aller au boulot.