Panique à bord
By ChopperAzzbatman - 11/07/2015 19:30 - Espagne - Barcelona
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By ChopperAzzbatman - 11/07/2015 19:30 - Espagne - Barcelona
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Ouiiiiiiii ! Et une VDM publiée ! Comme vous l'aurez bien compris, je suis l'auteure de la VDM, cette histoire s'est passée il y a 2 jours. Je travaille actuellement dans un magasin en Angleterre et il m'arrive d'être dans les cabines d'essayage. Cette cliente m'a donc rendu les vêtements qu'elle ne souhaitait pas acheter, c'est donc naturellement que j'ai répondu "Thank you" mais c'était sans compter ce petit bonhomme qui m'a regardé en fronçant les sourcils, bah oui, on dit "Thank you mummy". Tellement chou ! Il a quand même répété 2-3 fois la phrase car il attendait vraiment que je le dise haha La maman était un peu gêné par la situation mais on a bien rigolé par la suite !