Va voir là-bas si j'y suis
By Anonyme - 19/12/2022 10:58
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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See, one of you was right.
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Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, j'ai juste oublier de m'identifier, et pour répondre à certains commentaires ce n'est ni que je l'excite plus ni ne le satisfait plus, il est simplement dans une période où il a un tas de soucis et n'as pas envie, ça arrive à tous, et pour ne pas me frustrée il m'a dit "tu sais si tu veux tu peux aller en club libertin en attendant que ça revienne de mon côté je comprendrais" car il estime que ce n'est pas à moi de "subir" son manque actuel de libido, je respecte ce milieu mais ce n'est pas ce qui m'attire, j'ai trouver ça cocasse donc j'ai fait cette VDM. Après chacun fait ce qu'il veux de sa vie et de son corps et un manque de libido ne viens pas forcément de l'autre personne, la preuve là c'est juste lui et il me rassure beaucoup sur le sujet que c'est qu'une période creuse du à la perte de son emploi, et je ne suis pas un "paquet de cigarette" qu'on partage, je suis une personne avec des besoins, qu'il m'a proposé de satisfaire autrement, c' est tout, donc merci de ne pas nous juger avec des conclusions attive car vous n'êtes pas dans notre vie, et qu'une bonne VDM résume une situation elle ne dit pas complètement ce qu'il se passe, à bon entendeur 😉