Melichou

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Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

At night, all FMLs are grey.

To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Verified

You are now a certified FML member

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Angie_Aozora tells us more.

Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, j'ai juste oublier de m'identifier, et pour répondre à certains commentaires ce n'est ni que je l'excite plus ni ne le satisfait plus, il est simplement dans une période où il a un tas de soucis et n'as pas envie, ça arrive à tous, et pour ne pas me frustrée il m'a dit "tu sais si tu veux tu peux aller en club libertin en attendant que ça revienne de mon côté je comprendrais" car il estime que ce n'est pas à moi de "subir" son manque actuel de libido, je respecte ce milieu mais ce n'est pas ce qui m'attire, j'ai trouver ça cocasse donc j'ai fait cette VDM. Après chacun fait ce qu'il veux de sa vie et de son corps et un manque de libido ne viens pas forcément de l'autre personne, la preuve là c'est juste lui et il me rassure beaucoup sur le sujet que c'est qu'une période creuse du à la perte de son emploi, et je ne suis pas un "paquet de cigarette" qu'on partage, je suis une personne avec des besoins, qu'il m'a proposé de satisfaire autrement, c' est tout, donc merci de ne pas nous juger avec des conclusions attive car vous n'êtes pas dans notre vie, et qu'une bonne VDM résume une situation elle ne dit pas complètement ce qu'il se passe, à bon entendeur 😉