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By Anonyme - 01/10/2012 11:13 - France
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By Anonyme - 01/10/2012 11:13 - France
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En Australie, les pharmacies ressemblent le plus souvent à un simple comptoir d'où le fait que les trois clients suivants en ont profité, nous avons tous bien ri et j'en ris encore en le racontant... et je vous rassure mon anglais a heureusement bien progressé !
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By caro630 - 18/04/2013 06:54 - France
Bonjour à tous et à toutes, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, alors oui c'était à mon mari. Après la lettre C il faut mettre un L et un I... et nous avons fait sauvagement l'amour quand je suis sorti de ma douche avant que lui ne s'en aille pour sa garde de 24H. Il est sapeur pompier professionnel. Donc je n'ai pas eu le temps de lui dire avant qu'il parte et je lui ai envoyé le texto ce matin à mon réveil. Et oui ma mère est très cool. Caro.
By message_subliminal - 21/04/2013 11:40 - France
By maudito - 21/04/2013 19:41 - France - Paris
By Hephaistos - 22/04/2013 08:54 - France - Nouzonville
. je suis l'auteur de la VDM, #38 ton com m'a bien fait rire, car j'ai adopté un petit chiot il y a deux jours qui est la 5eme coloc clandestin. Dur de le cacher mais tant qu'il est petit ça va. je pense l'eduquer a devenir gardien de petites culottes. ;) la vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid, j'aime répliquer, mais j'irais encore plus loin ^^ . la coloc avec trois mecs? plus jamais, je suis en recherche d'appartement pour avoir un cocon tout doux avec mon petit chien ! a l'abri des soirées soutif !!!!