ryushah

Ottawa, Canada 30 years-old In a relationship

gassy 29 December 2012, 09:32 Kirkland, United States

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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Anonymous 22 February 2013, 07:57 Vancouver, Canada

Today, during a silent breathing meditation at the Buddhist center, I accidentally let one rip which echoed through the meditation chamber. If that wasn't bad enough, the follow-up odor was enough to fell a charging rhinoceros. FML

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