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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
  • Verified

    You are certified FML now
  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    5%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
    0%
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
    0%
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    93%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    3%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    0%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    0%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    0%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    3%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
    0%
  • Multitasking

    You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    0%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
    0%
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Hep's favorite FMLs

Aujourd’hui, ma fille de quatre ans déboule dans le salon, grossièrement habillée avec mes vêtements légers, talons aiguilles et maquillée comme un camion volé. Je feins l’admiration. "Oh, mais qui est cette jolie dame ? — Je suis pas une dame, je suis une pute !" VDM

By Hélène D / Sunday 1 February 2009 08:49 /
By brenda2 / Tuesday 20 January 2009 06:23 /
By MelleBismuth / Saturday 17 January 2009 14:18 /
By scalp1972 / Monday 29 December 2008 16:06 /
By lord_scorp / Wednesday 19 November 2008 14:51 /