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By mamanfail - 08/02/2014 22:46 - France - Le Pontet
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Bonjour à tous ! C'est en me rendant sur le site lire les VDM quotidiennes que j'ai vu que j'avais été publiée ! Hiha ! Alors pour répondre à certains commentaire et éclaircir un peu la situation, non ce n'est pas un ex... En fait je travaille comme auxiliaire de vie scolaire en école maternelle ( donc non pas de collégiens enragés...), et il y a quelques temps j'ai eu un accident de voiture sur le chemin pour me rendre au travail et j'ai donc appelé l'école pour les prévenir. L'institutrice avec laquelle je travaille n'avait pas mon numéro elle l'a donc inscrit sur un bout de papier qu'elle a épinglé au mur de la salle de pause pour me rappeler et me tenir au courant si elle avait trouvé quelqu'un pour me remplacer... #2 : Non je ne suis pas célibataire ! En couple depuis 5 ans ! #4 : Oui je ne fais que recevoir des appels de numéros que je ne connais pas et qui me raccroche au nez quand je réponds... Chouette surtout que je n'ai pas forcément envie de changer de numéro... Voili voilou !!!