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Miss 34 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 15 December 2013, 21:48 Rijeka, Croatia

Today, my mom got pissed off at my doctor and called him a quack. She did this because he reassured her that I don't show any signs of the mental retardation that she's convinced herself I must have. FML

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TheDrugsAreStrongWithThisOne This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff United States

Drive-thru rage

Today, a customer wanted corporate's number because we aren't allowed to sell pies after midnight. After a drug-fuelled cuss-storm, she punched me in the face through the open window, then peeled out of drive-thru like a bat out of hell. FML

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