DallasLove

Miss Madison, United States 28 years-old Single

holyshitbatman 9 November 2012, 04:53 Toledo, United States

Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four hours into our relationship, he began telling me that he can see spirits, dead people, and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go. FML

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Targeted This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Kirkland, United States

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Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

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