By princeronron - 05/03/2015 23:42 - Suisse - Prilly
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SVP, volez ma poule, c'est trop de pression au quotidien.
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Dunkel's favorite FMLs
princeronron tells us more.
By Croquette - 09/03/2015 01:35 - France - Cerizay
Tournure validée
By Anonyme - 11/03/2015 08:44 - France - Paris
By avalanche - 14/03/2015 17:26 - France - Clermont-ferrand
By Black_elf - 23/03/2015 20:42 - Canada - Montréal
By Anonyme - 26/03/2015 20:48 - France - Louvres
Ma vérité
By Bibine - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
Hein quoi ?
By margueritebleue - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
By Ironie - 11/04/2015 14:37 - France - Blagnac
Électrique !
By Darkie - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Caen
By sabbotage - 06/05/2015 11:35 - France - Savigny-le-temple
Concert impromptu
By Cop1kipete - 11/05/2015 18:14 - France - Paris
By Arielle - 17/05/2015 22:14 - Réunion
By Anonyme - 20/05/2015 15:27 - Belgique
Techniques
By papytété - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
Feetichiste
By chouquette11 - 05/07/2015 21:12 - Royaume-Uni
Classique
By Fitteman - 07/08/2015 10:16 - Canada - Montréal
By Montagnard - 16/01/2014 10:23 - France
By meantowheels - 17/01/2014 12:34 - États-Unis - Davison
By Wyra - 18/01/2014 17:37 - France - Fontaines-sur-sa
Wyra tells us more.
Hello, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Je tiens à préciser que nous avons bien rigoler, et je ne m'attendais pas du tout à ce qu'on crie au racisme dans les commentaires. Je suis d'origine algérienne, et wyra n'est qu'un pseudo (dédicace à #65, d'ailleurs j'ai trouvé ton commentaire étrange...) En réalité, ma mère se nomme Zebida, mais en arabe les voyelles ne sont pas inscrites (enfin, à ce qu'on m'a dit ^^) Donc voilà Zebida/Zoubida à elle aussi bien ri ! Veuillez ne pas vous étriper s'il vous plaît merci ! (en fait, #65 j'ai trouvé ton commentaire carrément insultant...) Bref.
Bonsoir, Je suis l'auteur de cette vdm. Je suis contente de voir que je ne suis pas là seule à avoir un petit prince. Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. C'est un chat qui heureusement n'a que cette petite manie. Par contre mon chien a aussi ces petites exigences. Il refusera de manger si qui que ce soit se trouve sur la terrasse ou dans la cuisine qui relie la terrasse. Mais bon on les aime quand même ces petites boules de poils.