Observateur
By Columelle - 06/12/2014 14:08 - France - Paris
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
See, one of you was right.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
You're following 50 people
You're following 100 people
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You're following 200 people
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
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Hey ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, mon moi du dimanche matin n'est pas super efficace et j'ai donc oublié de me connecter. Je suis surprise (dans le bon sens bien-sûr) que ma VDM ait été acceptée ! Pour plus d'explications, la dispute s'est déroulée il y a quelques années, mon chéri, qui est maintenant devenu par la force de l'anneau mon homme et avec qui j'ai une magnifique petite fille n'est pas comme vous pourriez le croire un salaud bête et lache. Sa boule a zero était juste une tentative rigolote et mignonne pour me prouver qu'il est capable de changer. Je ne l'ai pas precisé dans la VDM mais il m'a aussi invité, ce soir là, au restaurant pour qu'on puisse régler nos différends calmement et dans une ambiance chaleureuse et romantique. Voilà voilà !