By anonyme - 05/04/2018 06:00 - Arabie Saoudite - Riyadh
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Reine modératrice du forum, future assistante notariale, pour vous servir (et faire valoir ce que de droit).
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Bonsoir, je suis l'auteur de la VDM... Oooh j'ai été publiée ! Sachez que je ne juge en aucun cas les choix de vie du monsieur en question, ni de quiconque d'ailleurs... Mais mes collègues et moi partions du principe que le numéro 2 du groupe se voudrait un tantinet plus discret sur sa vie privée devant ses équipes... C'est le fait qu'il ait oublié ses jouets plus que les jouets eux-mêmes qui nous a fait sourire ! Bonne soirée à tous
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By Clem-51 - 14/03/2018 06:00 - France
Hello, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM (qui avais la flemme de retrouver ses identifiants). Merci pour la publication et vos commentaires ! Je revenais de l'hôpital et allais passer l'aprem avec un ami, à qui je n'ai cessé de répéter "je suis choquée" pendant des heures. Quand je dis "peu rempli", il y avait en face de mon siège deux vraies places dont seulement celle côté couloir était occupée (il pouvait demander à la dame de se décaler), et s'il faisait trois mètres de plus, c'était complètement vide. Sur le moment, j'étais tellement abasourdie que je n'ai pas réussi à me faire respecter, je me suis décalée spontanément sans faire exprès et sans comprendre ce qui se passait. Après, soit je gueulais, soit je restais calme, mon cerveau ne pouvait pas trouver de juste milieu. Le type a osé me dire qu'il dérangeait personne, j'ai eu beau lui affirmer le contraire et essayer diplomatiquement de lui faire comprendre que son attitude était irrespectueuse et déplacée, en espérant que la femme en face ou le chauffeur juste devant réagisse, mais personne n'a bronché :-/ Après, avec mon gros manteau d'hiver, il n'a peut-être pas remarqué mon ventre disproportionné. Mon ami m'a demandé pourquoi j'ai pas répondu qu'on était déjà deux sur le siège... j'y ai juste pas pensé, mon cerveau était gelé par l'incompréhension de la situation. Sinon, je trouve que peu importe la raison, qu'elle soit "officiellement" reconnue ou pas, si quelqu'un a besoin de s'asseoir, ça ne coûte rien de demander gentiment. Et en étant "très" enceinte, le plus gênant selon moi est de se retrouver debout au milieu avec tout le monde qui te pousse pour sortir sans remarquer que tu prends plus de place que ce qu'on dirait et que tu peux pas dégager le passage plus que ça. Notre petite est née depuis, et quand j'ai été admise pour accoucher, je venais de prendre le bus debout en heure de sortie scolaire, avec des contractions sans parvenir à atteindre les sièges prioritaires... J'y ai survécu ^^