Un certain regard
By Mei_Melo - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Nouvelle-Zélande
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By Mei_Melo - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Nouvelle-Zélande
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By habsou - 27/09/2016 20:47 - France - Bois
bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. c'est la seule que j'ai mis en anonyme et c'est la seule qui ait été accepter ! je vous explique pour ce qui ne l'ont pas compris. Ma fille est rentrer de l'école en me disant qu'elle a appris à parler anglais ( les mots en questions étaient Hello et good-bye). j'étais fière et j'ai donc voulu en faire plus en lui apprenant à dire " comment tu t'appelle" en anglais( what's your name ) . ça a donner : _ comment tu t'appelle en anglais se dit what's your name . _ watchounem _ Bien ! alors ? what's your name ? _ moi aussi je t'aime bon à mon avis elle a due mal comprendre et puis je viens d'île de France et je confirme, une loi est passer pour que l'anglais s'apprennent dès la primaire
By anonyme - 28/09/2016 12:37 - France - Saint-sulpice-de-faleyrens
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By mrgthm - 28/09/2016 23:13 - France - Cherbourg
Bonjour je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Alors tout d'abord je tiens à dire que heureusement je ne me suis rien sectionné ce n'était que de la chair je m'en suis sortie avec 4 points de suture. :) aujourd'hui ça a bien cicatrisé. Et oui mon copain est très sensible à tout ça, un jour il a failli s'évanouir juste parce qu'il s'était mis un coup de marteau sur le doigt, il était tout blanc ! Du coup c'est ma mamie qui m'a accompagnée aux urgences, mais j'avoue que entre le moment où je l'ai appelée et le moment où elle est arrivée ça m'a semblé très long, j'avais très mal ! C'est incroyable comment un couteau à pain peut couper si profond, et je n'ai jamais vu autant de sang couler de toute ma vie, heureusement que je ne suis pas sensible à ça ! Merci pour vos commentaires certains m'ont bien fait rire :)
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By waitingintherain - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Islande - Reykjavik
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Tout d'abord merci pour la publication. Ensuite, cette anecdote m'est arrivée il y a quelques années... Jour de ma rentrée en nouveau lycée, super pour se faire remarquer... A cette époque, avec une carte d'abonnement, il n'y avait pas besoin de la valider ni de la montrer au chauffeur (super les petites villes). Donc non ce n'était pas de la fraude :)