Inutile
By Mamaman - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - France - Lapugnoy
You are now a certified FML member
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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By Mamaman - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - France - Lapugnoy
By Tcheky - 09/04/2017 06:00
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By Lasolitude - 04/04/2017 11:26 - France - Puylaurens
Bon, je n'ai rien pour prouver que l'auteure de cette VDM est moi car quand je l'ai posté, je n'étais pas connectée mais bon, je tente quand même, advienne qui pourra! ^^ Avant toute chose, je suis super fière que ma VDM soit publiée! ^^ Je tiens juste à préciser une petite chose cependant, je parle du genre musical "metal" (sans accent vu qu'il semblerait que j'ai fait une faute...). Peut être que je manque de second degré et que ceux qui parlent de cuir, bois ou taxidermie font simplement des jeux de mots! x) (dans ce cas là, cela veut dire que je suis trèèèès fatiguée! xD) Et comme je vois dans les commentaires que certains pensent que j’exagère légèrement (ce que je comprend tout à fait! ^^) sachez bien que non, il n'y a aucune exagération de ma part, ou du moins, s'ils n'ont pas reculé, les personnes avec qui je suis n'ont pas bougé non plus (et il s'agissait d'à peu près de 3 ou 4 personnes). Même la monitrice a bien souligné ce fait en me demandant si je ne me sentais pas trop seule! x) Mais bon, mis à part ce petit incident, je m'éclate comme une folle à cette formation et je m'entend très bien avec les autres stagiaires! ^^ Encore une fois, je ne peut pas prouver que je suis l'auteure de cette VDM (enfin si, si on regarde mon adresse IP, je peux le prouver), mais j'espère que certains voudront malgré tout me croire! ^^ Et en tout cas, j'adore les réactions que vous avez eut dans les commentaires! Vpus m'avez bien fait rire! x)
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By ChatMalin - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
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By AkThor68 - 01/04/2017 18:00
Hellow♥ Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Je vous rassure, mon mari n'est pas un mauvais papa, bien au contraire. Ce n'était ici qu'une blague glissée au milieu de la conversation. Il a d'ailleurs finit son discours passionné par: 'On ne fait pas ses enfants pour sois. Moi je serais fier de voir mon fils voler de ses propres ailes'. Et je suis plutôt d'accord avec ses mots. Mais ne vous en faites pas, on profite énormément de notre bambin, on sait qu'ils grandissent (trop) vite! Bonne journée ♥