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About Mademoizellex

Individu de sexe féminin, fille de Mimie Mathy et de Georges le Yéti. Asociale dépressivo-paranoïaque, psychopathe et multiphobique au fort caractère merdique, qui se caractérise par une forte capacité à faire péter un câble à ses proches. Aime à penser qu'elle est en quelque sorte une "artiste" bien qu'elle ai encore beaucoup de chemin à parcourir, et rêve de faire partie d'un groupe de métal...

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Mademoizellex's favorite FMLs

IpiuLyyant tells us more.

IpiuLyyant 9

Bon, j'avoue, en vérité je m'appelle Agatha. Agatha Legourdin xD p'tite précision : ma classe de petits monstres est une classe de 7e (l'équivalent français est donc la classe de 5e). Mes élèves ont une douzaine d'années. Ils sont insupportables, mais ils ne sont pas bêtes au contraire, juste un peu ignorants, surtout en ce qui concerne le français et la France. Grâce à ma blague, j'ai gagné... 5 minutes de calme ! Je devrais faire comme Marie le suggère la prochaine fois, leur dire qu'en France, on mange des Kinder (xD) - j'aurais au moins 10 minutes de paix assurée ^^ Pour ceux qui s'inquiètent des conséquences de mon humour un peu particulier, à la fin de l'heure, je leur ai bien précisé qu'en France, nous étions à peu près civilisé... on ne frappe plus les élèves, et on ne les kidnappe pas. Bon et puis, je me lave tous les jours, j'arive à l'heure en cours sans mon bérêt et ma bouteille de vin... Alors souriez, les élèves sont entre de bonnes mains ! (mouah ha ha ha ha ! <= rire qu'on entend à la fin de la chanson "Thriller" de MJ)

Geyman tells us more.

Geyman 20

Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Alors pour info je suis étudiant en première année de médecine, et j'étais plongé dans un de mes cours pendant le trajet, c'est pourquoi je ne faisais pas spécialement attention aux différents arrêts (La VDM était plus claire telle que rédigée à la base, mais j'ai du l'écourter pour la faire rentrer dans la limite des 300 caractères). D'autre part on fait un changement d'amphi tous les mois, et là en l'occurence je ne suis pas encore habitué à ce trajet. Ensuite "l'inconnu" en question prend quotidiennement le même bus que moi, et ça m'est déjà arrivé de rater mon arrêt, donc j'ai simplement pris sa remarque pour de la bienveillance et c'est pour ça que je suis sorti. Et puis je ne suis pas assez parano pour me dire que c'est une simple ruse pour me piquer ma place... Du moins je ne l'étais pas avant d'en faire l'expérience haha! Il faut voir aussi que dans un bus plein c'est pas toujours évident de distinguer ce qui se passe dehors, donc j'ai suivi la petite masse de gens qui sortaient et ce n'est qu'une fois sorti du bus que j'ai réalisé que ce n'était pas (du tout) mon arrêt.

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Paraladox 32

Pour compléter un peu cette VDM, il arrive effectivement que nos chats (presque tout le temps on va dire :o ) se mettent à marcher/courir/sauter sur nous en pleine nuit. A chaque fois que mon conjoint parle pendant son sommeil, c'est souvent pour réprimander les chats (a base de "mais qu'est ce qu'ils font ?!" et de "c'est pas bientôt fini ce bordel ?!"), chose étrange, il le fait toujours quand ceux ci sont calmes et/ou dorment tranquillement. Ceci dit, le coup de l'autoroute, c'était la première fois.