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About Mademoizellex

Individu de sexe féminin, fille de Mimie Mathy et de Georges le Yéti. Asociale dépressivo-paranoïaque, psychopathe et multiphobique au fort caractère merdique, qui se caractérise par une forte capacité à faire péter un câble à ses proches. Aime à penser qu'elle est en quelque sorte une "artiste" bien qu'elle ai encore beaucoup de chemin à parcourir, et rêve de faire partie d'un groupe de métal...

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kittylex tells us more.

kittylex 8

Bonjour, je suis l'auteure ! Je n'étais pas sur mon compte donc j'espère que ça ira^^. Alors d'abord pour clarifier un peu les choses je ne suis pas un monstre sans coeur (quoique) qui prend un plaisir sadique en voyant des gosses se faire mal en général mais ceux-là en particulier m'avaient vraiment tapé sur les nerfs. On était dans un restaurant en extérieur et des chatons se baladaient entre les tables, les enfants ont décidé de courir après chaque chaton ( en gueulant comme pas possible), de les attraper, et de les forcer à manger ce qu'ils leur donnaient en leur tapant sur la tête et de manière la plus brusque que je n'ai jamais vues. Les serveurs ont essayé d'intervenir auprès des enfants ET des parents, mais rien à faire ni l'un ni l'autre en avait quelque chose à faire. Puis au tour d'une des personnes avec qui j'étais d'intervenir calmement auprès des gosses mais toujours rien. Donc à force ça m'a gonflée, plusieurs fois on a essayé de faire comprendre aux parents que leurs gosses nous casser les couilles mais toujours rien. Donc quand yen a un qui est tombé j'ai un peu trop exprimé ma joie (j'ai lâché un peu trop fort un "yes ! putain enfin !"), les parents m'ont regardé d'un air furieux puis finalement ils sont partis au plus grand plaisir de mes oreilles et de ma patience.

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tourdepise 80

Petites précisions : cette anecdote est arrivée à une amie, qui me l'a racontée à l'occasion de mon mariage (qui lui s'est bien passé :D). Le prêtre se faisait vieux, mais vu les liens avec la famille, ils ont tout de même choisi de lui confier la célébration du mariage. La plupart de l'assemblée ne connaissant pas l'ex en question, a juste cru que le prêtre s'était trompé de nom (ce qui était déjà embarrassant). Par contre les frères et soeurs ont eu un gros fou-rire au moment censé être LE plus important... Les mariés ont bien entendu pardonné au prêtre, mais garde un souvenir un peu amer de la cérémonie, parce qu'il a évidemment fallu recommencer la séquence entière après que la mariée ait corrigé l'erreur au micro.