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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Laon
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Laon
By PueDesPieds - 10/04/2013 15:49 - France - Chartres-de-bretagne
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By marina - 11/04/2013 08:03 - France - Macheren
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By Tarapuce - 11/04/2013 21:52 - France - Pantin
By il_me_tarde - 12/04/2013 18:01 - France - Foulayronnes
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure :) déjà, très contente de voir ma VDM validée (à défaut de trouver où me loger) ! Pour ceux qui conseillent la colocation, c'est en effet ce que j'aimerais faire dans l'idéal, mais je voulais me renseigner sur les studios au cas où je ne trouverais rien d'autre. Donc verdict, je vais plutôt vraiment, vraiment essayer de trouver une coloc ! (si quelqu'un à une place pour moi à partir de septembre, de préférence dans un appart où il y a plein de monde et une bonne ambiance, je prends !) Rester à Toulouse ce serait le rêve, cette ville est vraiment géniale pour étudier, belle, parfaite etc. Mais comme ça a été dit, les formations qui correspondent le mieux à mes études sont à Paris, donc bon... J'attends de voir les joies de la capitale, ça aura aussi des bons côtés j'en suis sûre ! Merci en tout cas pour la compassion et les conseils divers, je vais me pencher un peu plus sur la banlieue proche et croiser les doigts quand même pour décrocher la perle rare :)
By lecentimelepluscherdel'ouest - 13/04/2013 10:01 - France - Brand
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By anonyme - 13/04/2013 12:14 - France - Lanester
By père sadique!! - 13/04/2013 21:55 - France - Hy
By Daisy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Vuisternens
By shivamoon - 31/01/2013 00:41 - France
. je suis l'auteur de la VDM, #38 ton com m'a bien fait rire, car j'ai adopté un petit chiot il y a deux jours qui est la 5eme coloc clandestin. Dur de le cacher mais tant qu'il est petit ça va. je pense l'eduquer a devenir gardien de petites culottes. ;) la vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid, j'aime répliquer, mais j'irais encore plus loin ^^ . la coloc avec trois mecs? plus jamais, je suis en recherche d'appartement pour avoir un cocon tout doux avec mon petit chien ! a l'abri des soirées soutif !!!!
By chris64330 - 31/01/2013 03:16 - France - Sanguinet
By fail - 31/01/2013 06:27 - France
By Julie - 31/01/2013 18:24 - France - Paris
By BlueDjinn - 31/01/2013 21:00 - France - Boisset-et-gaujac
By Sam - 01/02/2013 09:54 - Australie
Bonjour, j'ai écrit cette VDM (pseudo différent, création de compte oblige). Moi je ne vois aucun mal dans l'expression, une autre douceur que du sucre ça ne peut être que du sucré ! Je me aperçue qu'effectivement l'expression pouvait avoir un double sens quand j'ai vu sa tête et je me suis empressée d'ajouter "un chocolat !" Il faut savoir que c'est une personne qui fait beaucoup d'allusions et de blagues salaces ! Du coup, c'était drôle (après coup bien sûr) parce qu'il a une grande gueule mais s'il avait une proposition il ne saurait plus où se mettre ! Enfin, j'en rigole maintenant mais sur le moment j'aurai voulu rentrer dans un trou ! Et non je n'avais aucune arrière pensée, il est loin d'être un sex-symbol !