By Marianus - 19/10/2013 19:30 - France - Mansle
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Mademoizellex's favorite FMLs
Astuce tranquillité
By bricodudim - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Lille
By Zohnya - 21/10/2013 05:23 - Suisse
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Chacun son camp
By Mama girl - 21/10/2013 06:40 - France - Le Bar
By Anonyme - 21/10/2013 06:40 - France - Rez
By rugbygirl - 21/10/2013 08:47 - France
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Ok je vois qu'il a besoin de précisions : Oui mon train a percuté un troupeau de bovins entre Roanne et Lyon, et c'est l'annonce SNCF elle-même qui a utilisé ce terme, et l'a même inscrit sur le justificatif qu'il m'ont fournie a l'arrivée ! J'ai pris des photos, j'ai même compté 6 animaux morts sur les voies, c'est vraiment pas beau a voir. Aux admins : je n'ai pas pris le temps de m'identifier pour poster la vdm, la connexion internet depuis l'iphone entre Roanne et Lyon était plus que mauvaise, voulez-vous mon justificatif SNCF vous aussi ?
By Anonyme - 22/10/2013 07:13 - France - Rouen
By priveedeBU - 22/10/2013 07:46 - France - Lille
La goutte d'eau
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By MarlowL - 22/10/2013 15:20 - France - Chalon-sur-sa
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Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Pour répondre à certains commentaires, oui j'ai une copine et elle m'a dit que c'était naturel, elle n'est pas contre ça. Alors, ma mère n'est pas venue mais a crié "Au moins un qui s'en sert !" ce que mon père n'a pas apprécié. Maintenant mon oncle me charrie beaucoup.. Ma petite amie n'a rien contre le fait que je me masturbe. Elle sait que je l'aime, ça fait maintenant 3 ans qu'on est ensemble, on n'a jamais eu de relations sexuelles, on veut être sûrs que "nous" ça va durer mais après, chacun son avis
By pacman - 22/10/2013 17:57 - France - Prahecq
By threesome - 23/10/2013 06:12 - France - Cenon
Malaise
By La mazette - 23/10/2013 07:55 - France - Belgentier
By ayana1001 - 23/10/2013 09:46 - France - Grenoble
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Salut à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM, que je n'ai pas postée avec mon compte parce que ce dernier à à l'abandon depuis plusieurs année et je ne pensais pas devoir m'en resservir un jour. Cela dit je pense avoir quelque précision à apporter à mon histoire. Donc il faut savoir que nous travaillons dans la bonne entente dans ma boîte et qu'il n'est donc pas spécialement choquant compte tenu des relation que nous avons que mon boss figure dans mes amis. Sachant que non je n'étale pas ma vie sur Facebook, on n'y trouve aucune photo de moi bourré et autre joyeuseté et je ne poste pas un statut toute les heures. Concernant ma connasse de balance il ne s'agit pas d'un statut mais d'un groupe que j'ai rejoins lors de mes années d'insouciances, mon boss a donc du bien fouiller mon profil pour trouver cela. Et concernant mon poids, non je ne suis pas grosse et je ne m'empiffre pas de chocolat, simplement toute les femmes seront d'accord avec moi pour dire qu'il est désagréable de voir monter les chiffres de matin en matin. Sur ce bonne journée en espérant vous avoir éclairé sur ma situation ! :)
Le sens de la répartie
By Panne_is - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 23/10/2013 19:44 - France
Chuuuuuuuut
By Doudou97 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Chambly
Bourrin
By Sound of da police - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
Stop
By MaximeM01 - 25/10/2013 21:50 - France
By Linou - 18/07/2013 08:46 - France - Thonon-les-bains
Bonjour je suis l'auteur de la VDM. wah j'ai été publiée ! hihi Je vais expliquer un peu la situation. J'habite en suisse donc l'armée est obligatoire, ce qui pèse beaucoup à mon copain. (ça ressort pas mal la nuit) j'ai aussi eu droit aux ordres en allemand, il chante parfois aussi. Mes nuits ayant été souvent écourtées à cause de ça, j'ai décidé de porter une VDM. ça me fait plus rire qu'autre chose sachant que parfois il me répond. il m'a une fois grondée parce que j'avais sois disant perdu les clés du char. Bref voilà :-). Pour ceux qui se posaient la question, il est sergent à l'armée.