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By lauraoph - 15/10/2013 00:47 - France
You are now a certified FML member
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By lauraoph - 15/10/2013 00:47 - France
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By bouffon - 17/10/2013 04:47 - Canada - Montréal
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By Claire048 - 18/10/2013 07:52 - France - Marseille
By affreuse - 18/10/2013 08:38 - France - Pontivy
Bonjour à tous.. Je suis l'auteur(e?) de cette VDM et l'auteur(e?) de cet enfant....A tous ceux qui s'indignent (justement ou pas, pas grave), je voulais juste préciser qu'il m'avait fait bien marrer, et que ce n'est qu'un juste retour des choses, avec tous les surnoms qu'on lui affuble avec son papa depuis son enfance..(j'ai d'ailleurs hâte à sa puberté pour en trouver de nouveaux!!!). L'humour et la dérision font partie de notre famille, et quel délice de savoir que nous l'avons transmis à nos lardons. Sinon, il est sympa!!!!!! ;-)
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By prout - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Le Canon
By The_Pandicorn - 19/10/2013 17:26 - France - Grande-synthe
Bonjour à toutes et à tous, Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et, vu certains de vos commentaires, je vous dois quelques explications. Je n'ai pu être très précise en rédigeant puisque le nombre de caractères est limité. Tout à commencer de bonne heure le matin. Je sors de chez moi et remarque l'ascenseur bloqué au 4eme étage. N'écoutant que ma conscience (et n'ayant pas d'autre choix), je descends par les escaliers jusqu'à l'étage concerné pour secourir éventuellement quelqu'un qui serait resté coincé (ces 10 derniers jours, 5 personnes se sont retrouvées dans ce cas). Voyant les portes grandes ouvertes et la cabine, vide, arrêtée sur le palier, je continue mon chemin en ayant, au préalable, noté les références de l'appareil. Une charmante "Caroline" me répond au téléphone et me pose toute une série de questions auxquelles je réponds avec un maximum de détails. Mais quand elle m'a demandé si quelqu'un était coincé dans la cabine malgré les portes ouvertes, le blanc que j'ai marqué ne lui a laissé aucun doute sur la stupidité de sa question. Donc, pour résumer : la cabine était stoppée au niveau du palier, portes grandes ouvertes, sans personne à l'intérieur. Et je précise que l'entretien n'est pas fait par OTIS mais par KONÉ. En espérant avoir répondu à vos questions, je vous laisse vous délecter avec les VDM des autres auteurs. Merci à vous pour vos commentaires.