MademoizelleX

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About Mademoizellex

Individu de sexe féminin, fille de Mimie Mathy et de Georges le Yéti. Asociale dépressivo-paranoïaque, psychopathe et multiphobique au fort caractère merdique, qui se caractérise par une forte capacité à faire péter un câble à ses proches. Aime à penser qu'elle est en quelque sorte une "artiste" bien qu'elle ai encore beaucoup de chemin à parcourir, et rêve de faire partie d'un groupe de métal...

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Reine modératrice du forum, future assistante notariale, pour vous servir (et faire valoir ce que de droit).

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The return of the thumb

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Conference tells us more.

Conference 6

Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Dans le cadre professionnel, mon futur-ex mari fait souvent des conférences, mais je n'assiste pas toujours car j'ai aussi un métier. Étant en repos, j'ai voulu donc faire lui faire la surprise d'assister à l'une d'elle. Au début, j'ai réellement cru qu'il m'avait vu, et quand j'ai vu une autre femme se lever, j'étais très énervée. J'ai même lâché un "c*nnard" et mes voisins m'ont bien entendus. Après, c'était la fin de la conférence, donc tout le monde s'est levé. Je l'ai attendu dehors, puis je me suis avancée vers lui. Je crois qu'il était vraiment surpris. Je l'ai bien entendu giflé en lui disant qu'à son retour il devra faire ses valises. Je suis ensuite partie. Et j'attends toujours son retour, il n'est encore pas revenu chercher ses affaires, j'hésite à les donner à une association caritative !

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ATLooow 16

Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, qui est en fait arrivée à mes cousins (mais comme on le sait le discours à la première personne crée plus d'empathie). Merci à tous pour vos commentaire, ils sont géniaux :') Pour les précisions, ils ont été informés du cambriolage par nos grands-parents alors que ces derniers se rendaient chez eux pour s'occuper du jardin et du courrier. Ils ont donc décidé de rentrer, pour sécuriser la maison et pour pouvoir déclarer le vol. Ils ont roulé toute la journée et le soir, avec la fatigue ils ont préféré passer la nuit sur une aire d'autoroute, dans leur camping-car, ce qui n'est pas, je vous l'accorde, l'endroit le plus sécurisé qui soit. Ils ont entendu des bruits, mais le temps qu'ils se réveillent, il était trop tard. Porte-monnaie et appareils photos avaient disparus. Être sans le sou sur les autoroutes françaises, c'est plutôt embêtant, c'est pourquoi un noble chevalier qui a eu pitié de leur situation leur a offert 100 euros afin qu'ils puissent terminer leur voyage. La définition même des Vacances De Merde!

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BrefODM 9

Coucou, c'est l'auteur. Je n'avais pas de compte en postant ma vdm, j'espere que les moderateurs vont voir que c'est la même ip (normalement oui vu que j'ai posté de mon telephone cette vdm et ce commentaire :)) Alors pour ceux qui voudraient savoir, ces "obseques" c'est une ceremonie avec la marche funebre fredonnée par mon mec, puis il a jeté un a un solennellement mes soutifs trop grands a la poubelle. Ensuite petite remarque: dire "etre ceci c'est mieux que cela" c'est ridicule ^^ c'est degrader des gens dans tous les cas, chacun ses gouts :)