Anonymous
France
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
tennis_fucker
Mick
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Opportunist
Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML