Jimjamjamieo

You what mate?

Today, I started going on and on about dogs and their different types of breed, behaviours, expectancy, etc. When someone asked me how I know all this stuff, I meant to say, "I fucking love animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I love fucking animals". FML

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML