By Inconnu - 18/04/2009 16:03
cest la vie
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Bon, plus sérieusement: mariée, maman de 26 ans et plus que heureuse au niveau famille; polyglotte, j'ai habité sur plusieurs continents; j'adore voyager, découvrir le monde et ses merveilles, et rêver de tous les pays qu'il me reste encore à visiter.
Quelques perles de modo:
"J'ai fait exprès d'être morte devant mon petit frère"
"Je suis parti en Suède pour trouver la neige. Arrivé, je me rend compte que c'est l'été" - parce que la Suède se trouve dans l'hemisphère Sud, pardi!
"J'emmène la dépouille mortelle de mon chat"
"Ma soeur a caché mes chaussures. Elle ne me dira pas ou elle les a cachés jusqu'à ce que je les retrouve" - logique implacable!
"Je suis super stitieuse" et "je suis en seinte"
--- j'en ajoute au fur et à mesure, donc patience! ;) ---
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