brainlessbrook

Miss miami, florida, united states 32 years-old

Ah hell 31 January 2009, 14:43 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

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Anonymous 2 April 2009, 05:13 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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