By DaisyChain - 03/06/2015 21:26 - Royaume-Uni
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je me doutais que les adeptes du tavéka-torépadu-tékonhoukoi auraient besoin de précisions, je viens donc les apporter. :) Oui, naturellement, le risque de bouchage est la première chose à laquelle j'ai pensé. Mais la cire étant en petite quantité, je pensais qu'elle coulerait tranquillement avant d'avoir eu le temps de se refroidir. En sécurité, je pouvais faire couler de l'eau chaude pour la faire fondre (ça a d'ailleurs suggéré en commentaire), mais il se trouve que ça ne marche pas du tout. Le problème n'est pas que je n'ai pas pensé, mais que mes prévisions étaient fausses. De l'autre côté, une fois qu'on sait ce qu'il ne fallait pas faire, est-ce que j'aurais dû : sortir du bain (sachant que nous étions deux et que j'ai une baignoire et pas un jacuzzi), me sécher, aller dans dans la cuisine chercher un vieux récipient, y verser la cire et revenir ? Ça aurait eu autant d'effet sur le romantisme qu'une coupure de pub au milieu un film à suspense. Je préfère largement ma solution. :) J'espère que le commentaire qui proposait de verser la cire dans l'eau du bain n'était pas sérieux. :D
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By lyon melhor - 14/02/2014 16:39 - France - Lyon
Bonjour, Je suis l'auteur de la VDM (malheureusement je n'avais pas de compte avant..) Alors quelques précisions afin de calmer les ardeurs de certains radicalistes, qui s'énervent tous seuls sur un site comme VDM ! LE professeur est un enseignant chercheur et je suis déjà bien avancée dans mes études. Donc je n'ai pas 12ans et lui 56 non plus. Ce que j'ai décrit par "avances" n'étaient ni des sous entendus graveleux ni des attouchements punis par la loi ; mais seulement une conversation plus personnelle sur nos personnalités (et pas sur un de ses cours). Alors même si ça jette un froid (enfin pour moi particulièrement), c'est tout naturellement que ce genre de confessions sont venues. De plus ça fait plusieurs années que nous nous "connaissons" et nous n'avons pas une différence d'âge de 30ans. Vous pouvez alors dire que mes avances sont ratées : en effet ! Enfin, je ne vois pas pourquoi "dire son homosexualité à une élève, c'est signer son arrêt de mort en tant que professeur". Le fait est, c'est un professeur et il a donc la liberté de garder sa vie privée tel qu'il le souhaite. En revanche, gay ou pas, ça ne change rien. Un être humain comme un autre, et bien meilleur professeur qu'un gros con cinquantenaire macho !