Defazio

Mr Montreal, Canada 35 years-old

Jeweler 26 June 2009, 06:13 United States

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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Anonymous 4 October 2009, 01:03 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my fiancé was performing oral on me, when I heard him start making a "Waka waka waka waka" noise. He confessed to pretending to be Pacman. FML

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