Idée ingénieuse
By Anonyme - 25/09/2017 18:01
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Coucou ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Vos commentaires m'ont fait sourire et pourtant je peux vous dire que j'avais pris très cher niveau remarques & blagues de mes proches ! Que je vous rassure... La voiture n'a rien eu de mal. Ouais bon en même temps je ne l'ai toujours pas touchée... Mais elle est sortie du garage donc je peux bientôt l'attaquer mouhahaha ! Faut dire que j'ai passé le permis 5 mois avant la fin de mon code. Mon moniteur n'était même pas sûr à la fin de l'examen sur mon résultat alors qu'il avait une bonne idée pour les 4 autres. Et que j'y ai passé beaucoup d'heures... Parce que je n'ai jamais voulu avoir le permis. Enfin pas pour moi. Plutôt pour aider ma famille (notre famille possède un restau et faut pas croire, les horaires sont difficiles. Donc quand mon pôpa veut faire une petite sieste mais que ma mère voudrait faire les grosses courses...) et pis je peux être conductrice pour les voyages ! Et comme je n'aime pas l'alcool et que je ne fume... aucune substance... Je peux être le Sam sans avoir l'impression de sacrifier ma soirée ^^ Oh et, j'ai passé mon permis en janvier. Mais depuis j'suis allée au Viêt Nam pendant un mois (et vu comment ça conduit là bas... Trèèèès mauvais exemple) et qu'en fait je n'ai pris le volant que 3 fois en tout et pour tout, pendant 5 minutes ca-tas-tro-phi-ques, 5 min ok et 15 min plutôt bonnes... Bah je considère que j'ai perdu la main. Et bizarrement tout le monde a peur quand je leur propose de faire un tour sniff :( Voili voilou ! Gros poutous à vous chers VDMien(ne)s !
By Anonyme - 13/06/2014 18:11 - France - Courbevoie
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Je suis bien une fille (pour ceux qui se poseraient la question ^^'). Ma prof m'avait confié son petit pendant le spectacle car elle devait s'occuper de sa classe de seconde, ce n'est qu'à la fin du spectacle que je lui ai présenté mes condoléances ... Ah oui, en fait, j'ai 18 de moyenne en maths :D