Les vieilles techniques
By matt - 10/12/2013 19:35 - France - Rennes
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM :D (je n'étais pas connecté au moment où je l'ai soumise). Donc tout d'abord, mon père n'est pas un tyran... enfin un petit peu si vous pensez que prendre de l'argent pour des douches qui dépassent 5 minutes n'est pas normal (pour moi c'est n'est PAS normal). Enfin bref, il m'a toujours puni bizarrement mais là, j'ai trouve ça un peu abusé quand même et j'ai pensé que sur VDM cela ferait une drôle d'anecdote. Et apparemment j'avais raison ! :) Mon bulletin n'était pas si mauvais que ça mais j'avais quelques petits bavardages dans certaines matières alors ça ne lui a pas trop plu... Sa punition m'a beaucoup fait rire mais si j'étais un peu dégoûté au début, surtout que l'année dernière, c'est mon frère qui a mangé au moins 10 de mes chocolats (dont le 24..). On en rigolera dans quelques années et je pense qu'il me le rendra dans quelques jours. Voilà merci beaucoup d'avoir validé ! :) (c'est ma 4ème VDM publiée, je suis trop heureux) :D