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Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff ·Acworth, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Huge fan

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair in a way that it looks like Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

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Anonymous · 26 May 2014, 15:53 ·San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy

The L word

Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML

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needanotherbed · 28 May 2014, 14:21 ·Ipswich, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Humping

Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML

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