Pauvre Isabelle
By nouille - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
By nouille - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By UNCRABE - 02/11/2011 14:53 - Royaume-Uni
By Nobleeeeeeet - 03/11/2011 00:07 - France
By Anonyme - 07/11/2011 07:08 - Reserved
By SofiaOnTheRoad - 27/12/2011 16:35 - France
By BeMyQueen - 08/01/2012 17:08 - France
By Anonyme - 07/02/2012 11:23 - France
By Charlie - 08/02/2012 23:45 - France
By minibuch1505 - 19/02/2012 19:55 - France
By piupiuce - 28/02/2012 20:23 - France
Ce matin comme tous les matins je regarde les nouvelles VDM et là que vois-je? la mienne?? Non??? Et si!!!! Quelle sensation, j'ai cru que j'allais crier de joie, appeler mon homme à son boulot et ameuter le quartier tellement j'étais contente, merci à vous!!! Bon maintenant redescendre sur terre, c'est donc moi qui est écrit cette VDM et je tenais d'abord à m'excuser pour les fautes, je l'ai écrite rapidement avant de me coucher et quand je me suis aperçue des fautes (surtout le "attende"), je l'ai réécrite mais apparement c'est celle la qui est passé. Tant pis. Alors petites précisions: la maison fait 160m², mon mari cuisine mieux que moi, et si elle a l'impression que c'est comme ça c'est parce qu'entre le petit déjeuner, le midi, le gouter et le soir, j'ai moi aussi parfois l'impression qu'on y est tout le temps. Quand elle a dit ça, elle était dans la pièce de jeu et moi... à 1mètre d'elle et je venais de lui lire un livre 2 minutes avant, je n'ai même pas réagi sur le coup et je l'ai laisser jouer sans lui demander pourquoi. Par contre le papa a bien rigolé quand je lui ai raconté!
By lavoisine - 01/03/2012 11:02 - France
By Azilily - 02/03/2012 12:36 - France
By Amiedelasomodiebonjour - 05/03/2012 18:43 - France
By MrQxV - 09/03/2012 12:59 - France
By Aldoch - 29/03/2012 13:45 - France
By zénith - 20/04/2012 21:42 - France - Toulon
By Cartonrouge - 25/04/2012 18:20 - France - Roaix
By Beurk - 08/05/2012 10:14 - Réunion - Le Tampon
By Anonyme - 17/05/2012 18:52 - France - Puylaurens
By Anonyme - 03/06/2012 09:50 - France - Lathus
Boujour à tous et à toutes Je voudrais d'abord vous remercier d'avoir aimer cette VDM, comme quoi j'ai bien une VDM :) Pour ce qui est de la VDM illustrée, j'aimerais bien mais le dessin, ce n'est pas mon fort, loin de là. Peut être qu'il y en aura qui se diront que cette VDM est fausse, mais non, elle est vraie :) Sur ce bonne soirée ( ou bonne nuit pour ceux qui dorment)