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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
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Et oui, ces reflexes qui nous trahissent... ^^ Déjà il faut savoir que c'est a l’étranger et que je suis la petite jeunette de la boite. Mon boss est un petit papi qui se sent très responsable de moi. Il m'a déjà interdit de venir au boulot tant que je n’étais pas enregistrée chez un médecin, de peur qu'il m'arrive un truc (il a fait un pacte avec ma mère...-no comment-). Il a beaucoup d'humour (et heureusement !). Sur le coup il a juste fait "Oh...ok !" et m'a serrée dans ses bras. Quand j'ai compris que ça n’était pas le but de la manœuvre je me suis sentie très bête. Toutefois, J'ai tout de même eu le plaisir d'entrevoir ma collègue derrière, toute rouge, faisant tout son possible pour ne pas exploser de rire. Ça aura au moins eu le mérite de mettre des sourires sur les têtes des collègues ce jour la :). ps: non je n'ai pas eu d'augmentation (flute!), et j'ai toujours mon emploi.