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By lalali - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Soulaines
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By lalali - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Soulaines
By juui - 13/03/2014 21:13 - France - Gentilly
By spidercopain - 16/03/2014 20:33 - France - Metz
By poposanstoutou - 17/03/2014 22:47 - France - Sauvian
By UV - 21/03/2014 15:48 - France - Lyon
By Truffator - 24/03/2014 18:08 - France - Flers-sur-noye
By Inconnue - 25/03/2014 21:30 - Belgique - Flawinne
By Puceau - 31/03/2014 22:29 - Belgique - Brussels
By bima - 24/04/2014 21:43 - France
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, ma sœur avait 10 ans à l'époque des faits, c'était donc de la naïveté enfantine ! N'empêche que cela nous fait toujours autant rire depuis des années.
By Anonyme - 16/08/2010 10:04 - France
By Kaa - 24/08/2010 19:54 - France
By Anonyme - 08/09/2010 12:32 - France
By Anonyme - 22/09/2010 18:53 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 02/11/2010 21:13 - États-Unis
By Anonyme - 27/11/2010 17:02 - France
By mccain - 24/12/2010 15:07 - France
en fait, j'avais laissé la voiture ouverte le veille car quand il fait froid, ça arrive qu'on ne puisse pas mettre la clef dans la serrure... mais mon mari est passé reprendre un truc dans la voiture et du coup la refermé par reflexe derriere moi...
By anonyme - 31/12/2010 12:58 - France
By luigi - 18/01/2011 14:10 - Reserved
By woop - 11/03/2011 22:18 - France
Bonsoir ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, je ne pensais pas qu'elle passerait donc c'est une bonne surprise ^^ Pour ceux qui veulent savoir, le chat a fini par manger (bien que l'avion n'y soit pour rien ^^) ! Il est pas sorti d'affaire mais c'est un premier pas et pas des moindre. Quant à l'anorexie, c'est un mot qui veux dire que le chat (ou n'importe quel animal) refuse de manger, ce qui est très courant chez les animaux malades et qui plus est hospitalisés (pas le bon environnement, d'autres animaux autours, des traitements, des perf ... bref, pas mal de facteurs de stress). Le terme employé couramment chez l'Homme est en fait un cas particulier parmi les anorexies. Mon responsable a juste explosé de rire, mais ce genre de craquage en fin de journée quand on a passé plus d'une demi heure tout seul à tenter de faire avaler de la pâtée à un chat qui boude c'est ultra classique. Donc juste une anecdote qui risque de me suivre mais c'est tout. En tout cas, merci pour vos commentaires, vous m'avez beaucoup fait rire ;)