AmyPond17

Miss Houston, United States 32 years-old Single

Anonymous 8 September 2013, 16:38 Bern, Switzerland

Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Smyrna, United States

It's not what you think

Today, I took my 4 year-old son to the bank with me. He asked why we were going, and I explained that I had a couple of checks that they would turn into money. When we got in line, he loudly exclaimed, "Mommy has checks for money!" Except "checks" sounded almost exactly like "sex." FML

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