Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
DrSheldonCooper
confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Anonymous
Carrollton, United States
Today, I was very worried about my girlfriend of two years. She has recently moved into her apartment, and I hadn't heard from her for four days. Don't worry, though, she's fine. According to her mother's Facebook, she moved in with her old boyfriend. FML
child of a crazed women
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Halethorpe, United States
Hell hath no fury
Today, it's my birthday. Since my parents are in the middle of a divorce, my mom thought it was perfectly reasonable to burn the gifts my dad got for me in the fireplace. FML