Auto-sabotage
By EpicFail - 16/06/2014 05:29 - France - Paris
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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By EpicFail - 16/06/2014 05:29 - France - Paris
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By feux - 28/10/2014 02:35 - France
Bonjour bonjour, quelques explications peut être? Vous me faites rire, j'adore vos réactions, c'est QDB ahah. Ma chère maman n'a ni des excès d'autorité, ni des envies cougard. Elle est loin d'être mère poule ou protectrice non plus. Elle a juste décidé de me rendre l'appareil des vacheries que je lui fait a ce moment là. Les pauvres ont été choqué sur place. Un silence general, et une fois éloignées: explosion de rire. C'était bien drole, dommage, mais terriblement drole! Grande complicité mere/fille mais chacune a sa place dans sa vie intime. Quelques vacheries entre nous. C'est bon enfant!
By chapropre - 30/10/2014 20:48 - France - Lille
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By jahrom - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Mary-sur-marne
By disneych - 04/02/2015 22:42 - France - Estaires
Salut à tous je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Alors en fait je vis avec mes grands-parents toute la semaine ce qui fait que toute la semaine je ne peux pas téléphoner à ma copine car non ce n'est pas "la honte" mais le fait de savoir être écouté qui me gêne. Les murs sont mal insonorisés mais quand mon grand-père entends que je suis au téléphone il baisse le son de sa télé ou de sa radio pour mieux entendre ! Au moment où il a répondu alors que je disais à ma copine qu'il écoutait au porte j'ai été plutôt surpris mais au final je lui ai fait remarquer qu'il avait répondu alors que je ne lui parlais pas ce à quoi il à tout simplement répondu "ah oui oups" :) Donc oui je suis sur écoute mais ça va on peut toujours s'envoyer des messages avec ma copine pas de soucis ça marche aussi !