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By pas-bon - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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By pas-bon - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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By bienavous - 01/10/2014 22:21 - France - Reims
Bonjour ou bonsoir, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. (j'avais pas de compte, et je pensais pas qu'elle allait être publiée en fait, mais si ! Wouhou !) Ravie qu'elle soit publiée :D Enfin bref, je vais apporter un peu de précisions par rapport aux commentaires que j'ai lu : 1) Oui, je suis en Paes, et la biologie cellulaire n'est pas la plus passionnante des matières... 2) Pour ceux qui disent que "ça fait toujours une minute en moins", certes, pourquoi pas si j'étais en primaire ou au collège, mais perdre une minute en paes, c'est perdre BEAUCOUP de temps... Bref, c'est chiant. 3) Durant cette minute, nous n'étions pas autorisés à écrire et à faire quoi que ce soit. Donc on a regardé la prof, et on a écouté les mouches voler. C'était plutôt long (1 minute quoi) x) 4) Je tiens aussi à préciser que nous ne sommes pas "nuls" pour autant. Nous étions juste un peu lents à la détente... Mais bon, "nuls" je trouvais que ça sonnait bien pour la VDM. 5) La prof n'est en aucun cas la cause de notre "nulité". Après tout, en fac, les étudiants sont indépendants. Les profs ne peuvent pas s'occuper de quasiment 2000 élèves. 6) #5 Je ne vois pas le rapport entre pôle emploi et un TD de biologie cellulaire, désolée x) 7) Pour ce qui est de la situation actuelle, je ne sais pas si nous nous sommes améliorés après cette minute de réflexion intense (lol), dans tous les cas nous avons poursuivi le TD avec le même rythme x) (ça l'a agacée au bout d'un moment, mais bon...) 8) #63 Évidemment que c'est inhumain ! Réflechit, faut vraiment pas être bien pour faire ça, et en plus pendant une minute ! :o Bon, je pense avoir tout dit ! Encore merci merci merci d'avoir modérer ma VDM, ça a embellit la semaine de boulot haha, et merci de l'avoir commenter ! (surtout Captain_Evidence je suis fan de ses commentaires ! Et h2guerre et fromageman, vous êtes au top, continuez) Merci aussi à ceux qui souhaitent bon a, ça fait toujours plaisir ! ;) Bien à vous !
By Anonyme - 02/10/2014 21:07 - France - Saint-chamond
By marie0908 - 03/10/2014 18:23 - France - Siros
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et si je vous dis que le colis était pour mes lapins je suis pas sure que ça me rendra plus crédible en fait... -__-'