By je suis pas ton père - 18/06/2015 21:01 - France - Paris
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By je suis pas ton père - 18/06/2015 21:01 - France - Paris
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By grossevache13 - 28/07/2013 10:08 - France - Strasbourg
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM :) je me suis crée un compte à la demande de "détails". Donc toute l'histoire c'est : je nageais, et revenant au bord sachant que j'avais pied, je mets donc un pied vers le sol et il s'enfonce à une trentaine de centimètres dans quelque chose de mou comme de la purée avec des trucs qui ressemblaient à des arêtes (vous avez dit des détails...), bref la sensation était tellement dégueulasse que j'ai pas cherché à comprendre ce que c'était, je suis sortie de l'eau en hurlant. Ma mère a prévenu le maître nageur qu'il y avait des déchets dans l'eau, du moins c'est ce qu'on pensait, et là le maître nageur est venu avec un genre de perche a tenté de soulever les déchets sans succès, après inspection avec un autre maître nageur il nous a annoncé qu'il y avait un cadavre, sur le coup je me suis dit c'est un humain haha (l'influence de la télévision et des séries policières), puis il m'a dit que c'était probablement des animaux vu la taille (on voyait pratiquement rien l'eau était pas claire à cette profondeur et le maître nageur avait pas envie de plonger ce que je comprenais) j'étais horrifiée, et il a appelé une société qui a sortit 2 vaches de l'eau, un éleveur avait apparemment jeté ses animaux morts dedans il y a 3 semaines parce que ça coûtait moins cher que l'incinération (certains d'entre vous l'ont deviné). Et non je ne me baignerais plus dans ce lac. Apparemment l'éleveur fait ça depuis pas mal de temps et régulièrement, comme il les jette dans des endroits plutôt reculés du lac là où très peu de gens se baignent, généralement personne ne s'en rend compte. Bref sur ce bon appétit !!
By Elisa_LmR - 30/07/2013 23:45 - France
By Tejsnape - 04/08/2013 09:22 - Belgique - Beloeil
By Ronf ronf - 06/08/2013 14:01 - France
By alcoolmauvais - 07/08/2013 10:19 - France - Paris
En fait non ^^ quand j'étais au sol, je n'arrivais pas à me détacher les pieds. Du coup le feu est passé au vert, puis au rouge à nouveau le temps que je me relève. (P.S : je suis content que ma vdm ait été publiée, parce que c'est du vécu)