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By pagotte - 16/03/2014 10:35 - France - Paris
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Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, ma sœur avait 10 ans à l'époque des faits, c'était donc de la naïveté enfantine ! N'empêche que cela nous fait toujours autant rire depuis des années.
By Pieds-en-Bulles - 26/04/2014 13:44 - France - Le Meux
By ordi1maman0 - 26/04/2014 21:23 - France
Bonjour tout le monde ! (Ou bonsoir, tout dépendra l'heure à laquelle vous verrez ce message héhé). Alors tout d'abord, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM donc je viens de créer un compte afin de préciser cette petite histoire. Il faut aussi dire que je suis vraiment, mais alors vraiment super contente que ma VDM se retrouve sur le site, c'est ma première !!!!!!! *champagne* J'ai eu une grosse surprise en la voyant ce matin sur le site, merci beaucoup donc! Alors voilà, il faut savoir que certains commentaires m'ont bien fait rire ahah, non ma maman n'a pas 80 ans, elle est juste, disons... fâchée avec internet ! Bien évidemment, cela me rappelle le jour où j'ai dit à ma maman que l'ordinateur était infesté de virus et qu'elle s'est empressée d'aller chercher une lingette désinfectante afin de nettoyer l'écran et le clavier... hum hum. Ma maman a bien rigolé quand elle a vu que la petite histoire que j'avais raconté a été publiée donc tout va bien! Voili voilou! Je vous fait à tous de gros bisous et peut-être à bientôt pour une nouvelle péripétie ! Pauline.
By Kimberly - 26/04/2014 22:08 - Maroc - Sal
By lamamancuisinière - 02/05/2014 16:26 - France
Bonjour à tous! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Déjà merci beaucoup de l'avoir validée, je suis trop contente je m'y attendais pas :D Alors j'explique : en fait je suis en école d'ingé en agronomie (Saia vaincra!) et je fais un stage en entreprise en Allemagne. J'avais pas pensé en commençant ce stage que ce serait à ce point "nature". J'ai pas la phobie des insectes mais je suis pas super à l'aise avec les bestioles. Je me suis pas encore habituée aux vers, mouchettes et autres araignées qui m'entourent. Donc voilà je m'occupais des plantes, et j'avais mis des gants fins en plastique blanc à cause du traitement. Et j'étais seule à ce moment dans la serre donc personne n'a assisté à mes bêtises heureusement. Sinon ça m'a fait rire toute seule d'être aussi cruche. Mais bon de toutes façons les allemands commencent à comprendre que je peux me ridiculiser quotidiennement ^^' Et pour la petite histoire j'ai encore crié aujourd'hui, mais c'était un vrai ver (de terre) cette fois. Et armée de tout mon courage je l'ai mis dehors. Voilà, je ne désespère pas de savoir jardiner d'ici quelques mois.