By superherote - 09/03/2012 21:30 - France
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I choke on my own words
I make wishes, I have Dreams
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Anything can happen in this world,
For an ordinary girl
Like you, Like me. ♪
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superherote tells us more.
By Micropenix - 20/03/2012 16:46 - France - Salon-de-provence
By copains* - 27/03/2012 17:42 - France - Paris
By Aldoch - 29/03/2012 13:45 - France
By LiliEtienne - 09/04/2012 12:01 - France - Saint-yzan-de-soudiac
By toto13660 - 26/04/2012 21:37 - France - Istres
La joie des aires d'autoroute
By Pipi_Caca - 22/07/2012 22:41
By CassandraM - 24/07/2012 17:13 - France - Reims
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J'ai dit oui ! En effet, il savait que j'aimais pas vraiment les dîners aux chandelles mais il m'a avoué avoir trouvé cette technique sur Internet. Elle restait vraiment mignonne alors c'était vraiment pas très grave ! Merci à tous pour vos commentaires ! :3 PS : puis j'aurais pu me blesser en faisant le triple salto.
By . - 24/07/2012 22:37 - France - Pignans
C'est Rémy
By cuisine - 09/08/2012 08:19 - France - Maurepas
By MoreThanEver - 16/08/2012 17:38 - France - Saint-g
By Anonyme - 21/08/2012 22:12 - France - Clermont-ferrand
By Anonyme - 03/09/2012 17:14 - France - Rennes
By Canard - 09/09/2012 12:49 - France - Toulouse
By B.careful - 08/10/2012 19:29 - France - Treilli
By seij - 08/10/2012 22:55 - France - Villejuif
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heureusement pour moi, juste une grosse honte mais pas de blessure :)
By Anonyme - 22/10/2012 20:02 - Allemagne - D
By vDm - 06/11/2012 19:46 - France - Le Havre
By Miserus - 29/11/2012 16:00 - France - P
By Alorsondanse - 03/12/2012 18:06 - France - Malissard
Alorsondanse tells us more.
Waou ! Ma VDM a été publiée !!! Je ne m'y attendais pas, un grand merci ! (Oui, je suis l'auteurE) Je dois donc apporter quelques précisions : C'était l'heure de pointe, du coup le tram s'apparentait à une boite à sardines. Je suis assez maladroite de nature et dès qu'une gaffe est à faire, c'est pour moi ! J'ai donc malencontreusement marché sur le pied de ce pauvre homme (qui me fait bien de la peine à moi aussi, je ne suis pas une vilaine sans coeur ;) ). Tout le monde s'est tourné vers nous et beaucoup ont eu la même réaction que moi : rester bouche bée. Je suis devenue rouge de honte ! Bien sur, je ne savais plus ou me mettre, à tel point que je suis sortie à l'arrêt d'après pour attendre le prochain. Une chose est sure, je ferais attention où je mets mes pieds la prochaine fois !
Bonsoir! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM (pfiou ça fait bizarre d'écrire ça...). Merci pour la publication et tous les commentaires! Pour rassurer tout le monde: le patient va bien, c'était un très bon chirurgien qui a rattrapé son erreur très rapidement et sans qu'il y ait de conséquences! Mais c'est vrai que sur le coup, quand on entend ce genre de remarque c'est quand même l'angoisse! En tout cas je vois que ce genre de situations en inspire certains! (mention spéciale au pavé de NeoShiki qui m'a vraiment beaucoup fait rire!)