By crabix - 02/08/2014 23:09 - France - Nantes
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I choke on my own words
I make wishes, I have Dreams
And I still want to believe
Anything can happen in this world,
For an ordinary girl
Like you, Like me. ♪
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Xbrook's favorite FMLs
By glabou - 08/08/2014 19:15 - France - Tournefeuille
By Lau - 20/08/2014 15:46 - France - Barges
By wokayy - 22/08/2014 13:01 - France - Exincourt
By snaploose - 28/08/2014 20:29 - France
Disneyland dans ma tête
By Princesse - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By Bibiduweb - 28/09/2014 11:53 - Belgique - Brussels
By Anonyme - 02/10/2014 21:07 - France - Saint-chamond
By Miriakus - 02/10/2014 22:35 - France - Lagny
Miriakus tells us more.
By douce nuit - 03/10/2014 16:03 - France - Les Angles
By Anonyme - 05/10/2014 19:35 - France - Bouin
By Lafemme - 08/10/2014 14:21 - France
By Anonyme - 11/10/2014 19:10 - France - Baun
La pluie et le beau temps
By manalis - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Lyon
By lucie.cla - 16/10/2014 22:50 - France
By bleue - 04/11/2014 19:15 - France - Montberon
By newcollection - 17/11/2014 13:01 - France
Priez pour moi
By croncho - 17/11/2014 14:49 - France - Belfort
By doggybag warrior - 25/11/2014 19:23 - France - Ozouer-le-voulgis
Miam
By MonMariEstUnGlouton - 20/12/2014 19:31 - France - Livry-gargan
Salut à tous je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Alors en fait je vis avec mes grands-parents toute la semaine ce qui fait que toute la semaine je ne peux pas téléphoner à ma copine car non ce n'est pas "la honte" mais le fait de savoir être écouté qui me gêne. Les murs sont mal insonorisés mais quand mon grand-père entends que je suis au téléphone il baisse le son de sa télé ou de sa radio pour mieux entendre ! Au moment où il a répondu alors que je disais à ma copine qu'il écoutait au porte j'ai été plutôt surpris mais au final je lui ai fait remarquer qu'il avait répondu alors que je ne lui parlais pas ce à quoi il à tout simplement répondu "ah oui oups" :) Donc oui je suis sur écoute mais ça va on peut toujours s'envoyer des messages avec ma copine pas de soucis ça marche aussi !