By ajea - 01/10/2010 09:43 - France
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About Xbrook
I choke on my own words
I make wishes, I have Dreams
And I still want to believe
Anything can happen in this world,
For an ordinary girl
Like you, Like me. ♪
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La BA du jour
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Couineurs United
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Esprits criminels
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Merci
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Danse avec les stars
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Ze Voice
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By clouclou - 27/12/2010 22:02 - Belgique
clouclou tells us more.
(C'est moi qui ai écrit la vdm) Pour info, les chaussettes antidérapantes, c'est histoire de survivre au blocus sur mes planchers glissants... Pas sur le sol de l'auditoire ou en rue ! xD (Quoique, quand j'y pense, l'idée n'est pas si mauvaise...) Et oui, d'après ce que j'ai pu voir sur google, porte-mine = criterium, et il est tout à fait anormal que cette mine ne se soit pas tout simplement cassée sur mon doigt mais qu'elle ait préféré s'enfoncer dedans... Ce n'est pas censé être si solide. En tout cas je me sens rassurée (et moins seule) devant le nombre d'autres "pas doués" dans mon genre qui s'expriment. :)
By etmerde - 29/12/2010 03:36 - France
Ingénieux
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
Temps mort
By Glingling - 28/01/2011 14:48 - Belgique
aha ne vous moquez pas trop de moi. j'ai bel et bien acheté ma barre Chez décathlon avec fixation ventouse mais sur mon mur ça glissait, donc je me suis dis que j'allais fixer les 2 vis.. et mon mur est une plaque de placo, un espace et encore du placo. le trou fait la taille d'une grosse cheville pour vis. de quoi mettre un œil ^^! mais bon c'est déjà rebouché, et je vous assure que le voisin n'a pas ri ! vdm a moi..