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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By allo - 01/09/2013 00:14 - France - Vitry-sur-seine
By Anonyme - 01/09/2013 19:47 - France
By ainexredneb - 03/09/2013 05:37 - Suisse
By Schnitzel - 06/09/2013 10:57 - France - Colmar
Bonjour bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! (ouais la seule fois de ma vie où ma VDM est validée, ben j'oublie de me connecter sur mon compte :D) Eh non je n'étais pas bourrée. Pire encore : j'étais au jus d'orange.... J'ai juste une mémoire de poisson rouge ! Et un crâne bien endolori de ce fait. Et pour répondre à certains, en effet il n'a pas du me reconnaître car avec et sans lunettes de mouche c'est plutôt radical :p
By totalincruste - 06/09/2013 21:37 - France - Paris
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By Anonyme - 14/09/2013 07:19 - France - Clermont-ferrand
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By sodomi doudou - 28/09/2013 21:36 - France
By Anonyme - 06/10/2013 13:00 - France - Poitiers
By coup double - 06/10/2013 22:36 - France - Marly
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-maurice-montcouronne
By lauraoph - 15/10/2013 00:47 - France
By Anonyme - 28/10/2013 19:03 - France - Vermenton
By Misèrèèère - 05/11/2013 22:45 - Belgique
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By Parismiss - 14/11/2013 17:16 - France - Levallois
By licorne - 15/11/2013 17:57 - France - Courbevoie
By liloudu30 - 21/11/2013 05:39 - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je tenais à vous apporter quelques explications. Je ne connaissais pas cette fille. Au début, je ne voyais que mon ex torse nu. Il faisait de temps en temps des petits bruits, ce qui m'a mis la puce à l'oreille. Quand il a fini de me dire qu'il me quittait, il a baissé l'écran de son ordi, croyant sans doute avoir quitté Skype. Et c'est là que j'ai vu la ... fille. Mon ex m'a donc laissée en larmes dans le train pour aller au boulot.