Le malaise absolu
By peralecouz - 21/12/2011 15:10 - France
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By peralecouz - 21/12/2011 15:10 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By chercheur_2012 - 02/01/2012 17:15 - France
Période d'essai de deux fois deux mois (elle a été reconduite). Il me restait un mois à faire. Il n'aura aucune inquiétude car il n'a pas à se justifier. Il cherchait à me faire sortir de toute façon l'ambiance était mauvaise.
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By Anonyme - 02/02/2012 07:18 - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
Je suis l'auteur de la VDM et je tiens à rappeler que le but d'un pari est de mettre l'autre dans une situation délicate. Ayant tendance à parler à des filles plus jeunes que moi, mes potes m'appellent "le pédophile". Ils m'ont offert ce T-Shirt pour Noël, il fallait bien que je le porte. Sinon le pari était personnel, vous ne comprendriez pas :). Je suis un adorateur de l'humour noir ( Vive Le Pen ), donc personnellement je n'ai pas été choqué par ce défi. Je ne suis resté dans le parc que quelques secondes le temps de le traverser ( puis il faisait froid aussi ^^ ). C'est pour ça que je ne m'inquiétais pas au sujet de me faire tabasser. En revanche jamais je n'aurais pensé rencontrer mes beaux parents ( mon beau père a rit à la vue de mon T-Shirt >< ). Enfin voilà, je comprends que cela ait pu en choquer certains d'entre vous ( notamment ceux victimes de pédophiles ). En portant ce T-Shirt je ne défends pas les pédophiles, loin de là.