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By lilou - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By dchignier - 05/06/2008 09:46
By Franky - 06/06/2008 11:41
By Anonyme - 14/06/2008 22:45
By grima - 24/06/2008 13:44
By Loly - 13/07/2008 17:43
By Polo - 30/07/2008 18:32
By nehru - 04/08/2008 22:15
Alors pour la petite histoire, c'est une véritable anecdote (malheureusement). N'allez pas me demander pourquoi ça ne s'est pas réouvert, j'en sais foutrement rien, le fait est que ça c'est refermé au niveau des bretelles donc pas énormément de résistance. Enfin bref, je peux vous assurer que j'ai préféré jouer la discretion et attendre l'arrêt suivant plutôt que de hurler comme un demeuré, même si je passais déjà pour un sacré con pour la moitié du bus qui avait remarqué.
By Hayne - 05/10/2008 18:36
By Liliie - 24/10/2008 18:59
By Cha - 25/10/2008 18:34
By salimacara - 04/11/2008 14:31
By frite - 04/11/2008 20:29
By Ned - 06/11/2008 15:44
By Tine91600 - 08/11/2008 22:35
Merci à tous pour vos commentaire ^^ Hélas non, mon hamster ne s'est pas tatoué le plan de la prison sur le dos, et d'ailleurs il ne s'est jamais fait couper un doigt de pied x)... (dans les 1ers épisodes de la série). Pour en revenir à la cage en plastique, c'est vraiment à proscrire pour un rongeur, car ils bouffent le plastique, qui est toxique pour eux, et l'achat de ce genre de cages est une perte d'argent ;)
By ma° - 10/11/2008 21:18
By pol - 11/11/2008 20:01
By Magicgwen - 12/11/2008 16:25
By Boubou34 - 17/11/2008 16:14
By Inconnu - 20/11/2008 19:06
L'histoire est bien réelle, c'est arrivé à ma copine il y a plusieurs années, dans un camping près de Barcelone. Les 2 tentes étaient pareilles, des petites canadiennes orange avec double toit. Son sens de l'orientation pour retrouver la tente, pas terrible. Et avec peu de lumière, un cul c'est un cul...